God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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