So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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