Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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