I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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