So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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