What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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