oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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