oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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