are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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