I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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