My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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