Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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