Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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