She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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