He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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