Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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