Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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