She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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