Well apparently he's into motor boating.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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