very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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