ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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