Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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