Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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