I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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