is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
