You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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