I wannas sexs uuuuu
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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