just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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