So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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