i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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