He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
