I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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