god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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