She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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