doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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