I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Did I show you my penis last night?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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