I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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