i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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