i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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