There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Is Oprah even human
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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