I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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