i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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