yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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