It's a beautiful day for a hangover
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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