I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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