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• (443): View more from Maryland

  sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  I know, I was there.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.

  (302): View more from Delaware

  I love summer.

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• (925): View more from California

  Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest

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• (858): View more from California

  I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs

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• (904): View more from Florida

  I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.

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• (518): View more from New York

  He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk

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