I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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