I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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