he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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