But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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