Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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