shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Boobs speak an international language.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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