is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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